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Thank You!!

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Dear All,

What we learned from emails in 2010......

As we progress into the last quarter of 2010, I want to thank all of you
for your educational e-mails over the past 11 months. I am totally screwed
up now and have little chance of recovery.
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I no longer open a bathroom door *without using a paper towel, or have the
waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying about the
bacteria on the lemon peel.
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I can't use the remote in a hotel room because* I don't know what the last
person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
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I can't sit down on the hotel bedspread *because I can only imagine what has
happened on it since it was last washed.
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I have trouble shaking hands *with someone who has been driving because the
number one pastime while driving alone is picking one's nose.
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Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because* I can only imagine
how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.
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I can't touch any woman's purse *for fear she has placed it on the floor of
a public bathroom.
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I MUST SEND MY SPECIAL THANKS *to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in
the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every
envelope that needs sealing.
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ALSO, *now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
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I no longer have any savings *because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown)
who is about to die for the 1,387,258th time.
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I no longer have any money, *but that will change once I receive the $15,000
that *Bill Gates/Microsoft *and *AOL *are sending me for participating in
their special e-mail program.
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I no longer worry about my soul *because I have 363,214 angels looking out
for me, and *St. Theresa's Novena *has granted my every wish.
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I can't have a drink in a bar* because I'll wake up in a bathtub full of ice
with my kidneys gone.
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I can't eat at KFC *because their chickens are actually horrible mutant
freaks with no eyes, feet or feathers.
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I can't use cancer-causing deodorants *even though I smell like a water
buffalo on a hot day.
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THANKS TO YOU *I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward
an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.
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BECAUSE OF YOUR CONCERN, *I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove
toilet stains.
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I no longer buy *gas without taking someone along to watch the car so a
serial killer doesn't crawl in my back seat when I'm filling up.

*I no longer drink Pepsi or Fanta *since the people who make these products
are atheists who refuse to put *'Under God' *on their cans.
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I no longer use Cling Wrap *in the microwave because it causes seven
different types of cancer.
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AND THANKS FOR LETTING ME KNOW *I can't boil a cup of water in the microwave
anymore because it will blow up in my face. Disfiguring me for life.
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I no longer go to the movies *because I could be pricked with a needle
infected with AIDS when I sit down.
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I no longer go to shopping malls *because someone will drug me with a
perfume sample and rob me.
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I no longer receive packages from UPS or Fed Ex *since they are actually Al
Qaeda agents in disguise.

And *I no longer answer the phone because* someone will ask me to dial a
number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica , Uganda ,
Singapore , and Uzbekistan .
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I no longer buy cookies from Neiman-Marcus *since I now have their recipe.
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THANKS TO YOU *I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big black
snake could be lurking under the seat and cause me instant death when it
bites my butt.
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AND THANKS TO YOUR GREAT ADVICE *I can't ever pick up ₹ 5.00 coin dropped in
the parking lot because it probably was placed there by a sex molester
waiting to grab me as I bend over.
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I no longer drive my car *because buying gas from some companies supports Al
Qaeda, and buying gas from all the others supports South American dictators.
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I can't do any gardening *because I'm afraid I'll get bitten by the Violin
Spider and my hand will fall off.
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If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 p.m.
tomorrow afternoon, and the fleas from 120 camels will infest your back,
causing you to grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's
second husband's cousin's best friend's beautician . . .*
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Oh, by the way.....*
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A German scientist from Argentina , after a lengthy study, has discovered
that people with insufficient brain activity read their e-mail with their
hand on the mouse.*
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Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.*
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P. S.: **I now keep my toothbrush in the living room, because I was told by
e-mail that water splashes over 6 ft. out of the toilet.*

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Chile Mine Rescue - The Effort Of Man with The blessing Of God

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Please wait untill all the pictures are loaded...this may take some minutes.     The Effort of Man with the Blessing Of God Has come to a successful End. See the miracle and magic done by Chile     Rescuers and technicians prepare the capsule before starting the rescue operation of the 33 trapped miners at the San Jose mine         A Chilean policeman looks at letters exchanged by trapped miner Mario Gomez with his family at the San Jose mine in Copiapó         A group of rescuers rehearses the operation to retrieve 33 trapped miners at the mine. The rescue operation could begin as early as Tuesday night.         Romina Gomez, daughter of trapped miner Mario Gomez, holds her daughter Camila as they sit at the relatives' camp       Workers operate the T-130 drilling machine as they prepare the last tube, left, that will be used to complete an escape hole    Relatives of some of the trapped miners hold up a flag printed with the men's portraits, two months after the accident at the San Jose mine         A view of the rescue operations area at the San Jose mine.       Camila Campillay, granddaughter of Mario Gomez, one of the trapped miners, receives a capsule with messages from him.This letters where the only way of communication for them to the outside world initially.     Chilean President Sebastian Pinera talks to the miners via a video conference.                                      miner Daniel Herrera Campos embraces his mother after being rescued from the collapsed San Jose gold and copper mine.                   Rescued miner Claudio Yañez, 34, gestures as he arrives to the hospital of Copiapo, Chile, Wednesday,                     Jorge Galleguillos, the eleventh miner rescued from the collapsed San Jose gold and copper mine, waves to the crowd.                     Chile's President Sebastian Pinera, right, hugs rescued miner Mario Sepulveda after Sepulveda was rescued from the collapsed San Jose gold and copper mine where he was trapped with 32 other miners for over two months near       In this screen grab taken from video, miner Florencio Avalos stands inside the capsule before beginning his journey up the escape shaft to the outside world.                                                                           Rescuer Manuel Gonzalez Pavez (2nd l.) speaks to the 33 trapped miners after being lowered into the mine, at San Jose Mine near Copiapo,       The first miner to be rescued, inside capsule at left, begins journey up the escape shaft.                           Chile has shown the whole world, What is meant by Real Effort, What is meant by Humanity, What is meant by People Friendly Government.   ( Chile president Mr. Sebastian Pinera spent the whole time at the mine until the last person is also rescued from the mine - Hats off to him). ?      ««тнαηкѕ & яєgαя∂ѕ»»      • ♥...What ever happens the life will be go on ... ♥                                                         WARNING: Computer viruses can be transmitted via email. The recipient should check this email and any attachments for the presence of viruses. The Virad Groups accepts no liability for any damage caused by any virus transmitted by this email.

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